3 in 1 Breakfast Maker

This 3-in-1 breakfast station is a must for every hungover person’s bedside table

Kick start your day with the revolutionary 3-in-1 breakfast maker. Enjoy coffee, bread and eggs – all made in one small machine. Get yours for as low as $38 here.

Let’s just get this out of the way up front: Go buy this 3-in-1 breakfast station right now. You’ll thank us later. What an amazing, kitschy, perfect way to make everything you need for breakfast all in one place.

Never again will you have to dart around the kitchen to all your various appliances in order to get breakfast made. With this nifty machine, you can make it all with one appliance.

Imagine if you could make an entire cooked breakfast without even leaving the marshmallow of a duvet you’ve been cocooned in for the past eight hours. We’re talking eggs, bacon, halloumi, pancakes, toast, coffee – the works.

Well, lazy, hungry person – imagine no more. Your dreams are a reality. A sweet, sweet, breakfast reality.

Behold – the Nostalgia Retro Series 3-in-1 Breakfast Station, a ’50s style breakfast maker, capable of grilling, griddling and making a big old pot of filter coffee.

It’s got a non-stick griddle, multi-functional toaster oven and a four cup coffee maker.

It even features a 30 minute automatic shut off, just in case you accidentally fall back to sleep.

Because that’s the sort of thing you’d do #ClassicYou

Imagine waking up after a night on the sauce, dry-mouthed with your blood sugar at an all time low.

You need a drink and some food ASAP but you don’t have the energy to get to the kitchen and stand there, half-alive, frying bacon.

This is where the 3-in-1 breakfast maker comes in. You see, you had the foresight to fill the coffee maker with water and coffee before you left for the pub, and you left bread in the grill, so all you have to do is flick a few switches.

It’s probably not a good idea to leave eggs and meat chilling on the griddle all night, so we reckon invest in a mini fridge too. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

Aside from being perfect for hungover people, it’s also great for students who are sick of eating the slop they’re being served in halls, and people who reside in cities like oh, I dunno, London, who live in shoeboxes and need to have a kitchen in their toilet. Or somewhere.

The reviews on Amazon say it also cooks a frozen pizza nicely, FYI.

Buy your own here for the absolute bargain price of £240.89. Definitely worth it for not having to walk a few steps down the stairs and into the kitchen.